Mutt-182

7 years ago
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“your son died?! oh my god! i’m so sorry. h.. how, if you don’t mind me asking?”
“he couldnt exhibit enough self control to not submerge his fucking head in a river of chocolate”

(via spongebobssquarepants)

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7 years ago
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curtaincallpodcast:

Road case. #theatrehacks #seemslegit #ifitworks #priorities #becausedrinking #adultingishard #youmighthaveaproblemthough #notjudging #weloveyouforyou #stagehandresponsibly

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7 years ago
2492761

dangerbooze:

dad-monster:
prettyboyshyflizzy:
theanimangagirl:
myfriendscallmemaury:
uberfaenatic:
starkinglyhandsome:
cloudyobsession:
yourlocalpsychopath:
randomthingieshere:
abbysrwk:
paradoxsocks:
merlinsbearditsthedoctor:
gallifreyanprincess:
merlinsbearditsthedoctor:
pizzaforpresident:
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
[skeletons ooh-ing]
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
#INTO THE HARBOR
Englad doesn’t own anything
except that time we owned most of the world